RFC 6214

April 6th, 2011

(3:11:38 PM) Christian: Finally! RFC 6214 updates RFC 1149 with IPv6! http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc6214
(3:11:59 PM) David Moss: yay?
(3:12:11 PM) Christian: It’s cool
(3:12:20 PM) David Moss: it’s all in code!
(3:12:33 PM) David Moss: oh
(3:12:34 PM) David Moss: nevermind
(3:12:36 PM) David Moss: datagrams
(3:12:41 PM) David Moss: I totally read that as diagrams
(3:12:45 PM) Christian: but they raised the MTU of the african swallow to 596 milligrams!
(3:13:44 PM) David Moss: And the average BTU to 1 059.05595 joules!
(3:14:06 PM) Christian: there are no british thermal units in IP over Carrier Pigeon
(3:14:22 PM) David Moss: lies, they are in the header

A pint and a pack of crips, please…

February 18th, 2011

(12:40:38 PM) Christian: You gotta try my oatmeal chocolate chip cookies sometime
(12:40:42 PM) Christian: best ever
(12:40:58 PM) David: I would happily eat your cookies
(12:41:08 PM) David: Cookies are, afterall, my favourite food group
(12:41:41 PM) Christian: I thought that was crips
(12:41:44 PM) Christian: crisps
(12:41:47 PM) Christian: but crips is funnier
(12:41:55 PM) David: mmmm gangsterlicious

Denzel Washington is unWashingtonable, but we Washington

February 16th, 2011

(3:31:38 PM) Christian Corbin: He’s afraid of heights
(3:31:43 PM) Christian Corbin: never done his own stunts up high
(3:31:45 PM) Christian Corbin: always a double
(3:32:06 PM) Christian Corbin: One Unstoppable, Chris Pine did all his own stunts and Denzel had 7 body doubles
(3:32:10 PM) Christian Corbin: er On
(3:33:02 PM) Dave Moss: Unstoppable? I am not familiar
(3:33:57 PM) Christian Corbin: new movie, with Chris Pine, Denzel, and that chick from Clerks 2..
(3:34:06 PM) Dave Moss: Rosario Dawson?
(3:34:08 PM) Christian Corbin: A train is unstoppable, and they stop it
(3:34:09 PM) Christian Corbin: and yes
(3:34:12 PM) Christian Corbin: Rosario Dawson
(3:34:23 PM) Dave Moss: A train is unstoppable, and they stop it…….BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
(3:34:27 PM) Dave Moss: I should write movies
(3:34:34 PM) Christian Corbin: Its based on a true story
(3:34:38 PM) Dave Moss: “Flood!” A town floods, then they drain it
(3:34:42 PM) Christian Corbin: LOL
(3:34:45 PM) Christian Corbin: no no
(3:34:52 PM) Christian Corbin: a town is unfloodable and they flood it
(3:34:57 PM) Dave Moss: even better
(3:35:15 PM) Dave Moss: posting this to website
(3:35:17 PM) Dave Moss: it is win
(3:35:18 PM) Christian Corbin: unbombable, a building is unbombable and they fly a plane into it
(3:36:05 PM) Christian Corbin: untouchable, a woman is married and Aaron Conrad sleeps with her
(3:36:24 PM) Dave Moss: Untouchable: The Real Life Story (an HBO Exclusive)

Fishy Business

February 15th, 2011

(10:39:56 AM) Christian: Some days I dream of moving to mexico, working on a fishing boat, and changing my name to Pedro.
(10:40:03 AM) Christian: Freedom of the open seas my friend.
(10:40:09 AM) David: How dare you not be a Font of Endless Knowledge?! ARE YOU NOT A MAN?
(10:40:24 AM) Christian: Nothing but the tang of cool sea spray, and then scent of freshly netted fish
(10:40:31 AM) David: You would be a terrible Pedro, I could see you more as a Alejandro
(10:40:39 AM) Christian: no
(10:40:43 AM) Christian: lady Gaga has ruined that

(11:28:43 AM) David: How about we go move to Bolivia, and fish for the Dorado. You shall be Eduardo, and I shall be Claudio. Spanish cousins, in the hunt for the great fish.
(11:29:01 AM) Christian: Done.
(11:29:06 AM) Christian: When do we fly out
(11:30:14 AM) David: good question
(11:30:27 AM) David: I suppose I’ll have to learn to both fish, and not hate eating fish.
(11:30:36 AM) Christian: How come I always have to be the short cousin?
(11:30:40 AM) Christian: I want to be the tall one this time
(11:30:56 AM) Christian: I’ve fished once or twice, but I only eat sushi and fish n chips
(11:31:20 AM) David: ok, you get some sort of lift suit
(11:31:21 AM) Christian: none of my usual lunch folks are around. I don’t want to do a sad friday lunch.
(11:31:25 AM) David: or I’ll walk around on my knees
(11:31:51 AM) Christian: or we can repeatedly break your bones and remove small sections until you are shorter

(11:32:13 AM) David: I don’t think that’s a better solution
(11:32:23 AM) Christian: oh…
(11:32:24 AM) Christian: :(
(11:33:51 AM) David: sorry, I just have this aversion to explosive pain
(11:34:03 AM) Christian: explains why you don’t skatebord

Won-dre-ful

February 15th, 2011

(3:47:55 PM) Christian: We don’t like to talk about that with outsidres
(3:48:14 PM) David: outsidres.. is that the canadian spelling of outsiders
(3:48:19 PM) Christian: Yes
(3:48:22 PM) Christian: Like Fibre
(3:48:26 PM) Christian: and Chalet
(3:49:51 PM) David: wonderful
(3:50:01 PM) David: I’m going to start spelling anything that ends in ‘er’ as ‘re’
(3:50:42 PM) Christian: you mean wondreful

Corny

February 15th, 2011

(2:58:44 PM) Christian: and no, he made a top10 crack about the top suprises at the Grammys and it was “The Academy holds a special ceremony where Will.i.am adds a comma.”
(2:59:33 PM) David: William is from the B:la-ck Eye.d P,ea=s right?
(2:59:45 PM) Christian: I think so.
(2:59:57 PM) Christian: I like your use of punctuation
(3:00:09 PM) David: I have a gift
(3:00:52 PM) Christian: We should form a duo named The Cream of Corn, our first album with be “Cream rises to the top” or “Cream of the crop”
(3:00:57 PM) Christian: because corn is a crop
(3:01:12 PM) David Moss: Cream of the Crop. or C.o.r.C
(3:01:42 PM) David Moss: First Single: High-Fructose Corn Syrup
(3:01:52 PM) Christian: Naw, Just High Fructose
(3:02:17 PM) Christian: Second single: Stuck in a Maize
(3:02:59 PM) David: Third Single: Crop Circles
(3:04:02 PM) Christian: 4th Track: Shucking Hell
(3:05:34 PM) David: 5th: Ear-responsible
(3:05:49 PM) Christian: I LOLed on that one
(3:06:03 PM) David: hehe
(3:06:35 PM) Christian: We need a website where we collect random conversations like this